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If you ever touch me again without permission, I will snap off your hand and make you eat it.
uh... noted
i don't think i've touched you though
you'd remember
i'd remember
i don't think i've touched you though
you'd remember
i'd remember
that sounds
acrobatic?
or would it be hard to like... get purchase?
acrobatic?
or would it be hard to like... get purchase?
[There's a photo of a short little pine tree next to a much larger tree at the edge of woods and some text beneath it.]
Saw this and thought of you. ;)
Saw this and thought of you. ;)
i like that spot in the woods
i don't think you know me though
... do you?
i don't think you know me though
... do you?
[Martin blinks at the text back. Are they playing a game? No. Jon has a sense of humor, but it's not quite like this.]
Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry! I swear I put in the right number to text. I don't know how I got even got this one.
Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry! I swear I put in the right number to text. I don't know how I got even got this one.
it's okay, i liked the picture
i did that earlier this week. except it was a picture of a magpie flying at my face.
i'm gee
i did that earlier this week. except it was a picture of a magpie flying at my face.
i'm gee
[First he's stalking random people, now he's sending them flirtatious messages. This place is the worst! At least it was incredibly tame, just some mild teasing.]
I'm Martin. Did you mean to have a magpie attack you?
I'm Martin. Did you mean to have a magpie attack you?
no, but there's really no telling her what to do
it could have been a very enthusiastic landing sequence with poor depth perception
it could have been a very enthusiastic landing sequence with poor depth perception
[What?]
Is she your pet?
[Oh... that's kind of adorable, if yes!]
Is she your pet?
[Oh... that's kind of adorable, if yes!]
nnnnot quite
more like a roommate
a roommate that follows you around
and sometimes flies in your face
more like a roommate
a roommate that follows you around
and sometimes flies in your face
That doesn't sound like a very polite roommate. Does she behave for treats?
that seems mostly to depend on her mood
she'll get rather aggressive for french fries
and offended by crackers
i think she's learned that most people will drop things if she startles them
i can try to get her to behave herself but it's more like hostage negotiation
sometimes it works
she'll get rather aggressive for french fries
and offended by crackers
i think she's learned that most people will drop things if she startles them
i can try to get her to behave herself but it's more like hostage negotiation
sometimes it works
Well, it would depend on the cracker. I'd be cross at saltines, but I wouldn't say no to a nice Cornish wafer.
Does your roommate have a name? I need to know who to scold if we ever meet.
Does your roommate have a name? I need to know who to scold if we ever meet.
oh, you know
i've never asked her
she knows who she is and i know who she is, it's never come up
she can say my name though
i suppose maggie would be awfully simple
i've never asked her
she knows who she is and i know who she is, it's never come up
she can say my name though
i suppose maggie would be awfully simple
Sometimes simple suits. Not everything needs to be complicated, right?
i don't know
simple things are complicated if you look at them close enough
like sand under a microscope or snowflakes
simple things are complicated if you look at them close enough
like sand under a microscope or snowflakes
Ah.
[Well, this is awkward.]
That message was not meant for you. Obviously.
[Well, this is awkward.]
That message was not meant for you. Obviously.
And sometimes a magpie is just a magpie. Was there something else you wanted to call her, instead?
i want to call her a lot of things when she's being rude
but no, when we talk we don't really use names
she knows who she is. i know who she is.
but no, when we talk we don't really use names
she knows who she is. i know who she is.
oh, good
i was wondering what i did
carry on i guess?
and if you need help hiding a hand
i'll take it
i was wondering what i did
carry on i guess?
and if you need help hiding a hand
i'll take it
[Wait...]
When you say 'talking,' do you mean like an actual conversation?
When you say 'talking,' do you mean like an actual conversation?
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