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[labyrinthinedark]

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[survivalthroughhate]

If you ever touch me again without permission, I will snap off your hand and make you eat it.

[labyrinthinedark]

uh... noted
i don't think i've touched you though
you'd remember
i'd remember

[survivalthroughhate]

[Wait a minute.]

Who is this?

[labyrinthinedark]

gee
hi

[survivalthroughhate]

Ah.

[Well, this is awkward.]

That message was not meant for you. Obviously.

[labyrinthinedark]

oh, good
i was wondering what i did
carry on i guess?
and if you need help hiding a hand
i'll take it

[survivalthroughhate]

There are far more people in this town who are comfortable having severed appendages around then I would've first assumed.

[This is the second person he's run into and that's two more then he would have thought.]

[labyrinthinedark]

they can be very useful
be a shame to waste it

[survivalthroughhate]

That's what the last man who I spoke to about this said as well. What sort of uses do you all keep finding for them?

[labyrinthinedark]

flesh bone and blood
you never know what they might be useful for
i don't usually KEEP them, but i've worked with them before

[survivalthroughhate]

I don't even want to know what sort of magic you can conjure up using someone's flesh and blood. I shall have to keep this in mind during the inevitable moments when I end up severing someone's hand during a duel here.

[This happens far more often to Jedi and Sith then one would think possible.]

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[moshennik]

omg new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.

[labyrinthinedark]

that sounds
acrobatic?

or would it be hard to like... get purchase?

misfire

[lonelynotforsaken]

[There's a photo of a short little pine tree next to a much larger tree at the edge of woods and some text beneath it.]

Saw this and thought of you. ;)

[labyrinthinedark]

i like that spot in the woods
i don't think you know me though
... do you?

[lonelynotforsaken]

[Martin blinks at the text back. Are they playing a game? No. Jon has a sense of humor, but it's not quite like this.]

Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry! I swear I put in the right number to text. I don't know how I got even got this one.

[labyrinthinedark]

it's okay, i liked the picture
i did that earlier this week. except it was a picture of a magpie flying at my face.

i'm gee

[lonelynotforsaken]

[First he's stalking random people, now he's sending them flirtatious messages. This place is the worst! At least it was incredibly tame, just some mild teasing.]

I'm Martin. Did you mean to have a magpie attack you?

[labyrinthinedark]

no, but there's really no telling her what to do
it could have been a very enthusiastic landing sequence with poor depth perception

[lonelynotforsaken]

[What?]

Is she your pet?

[Oh... that's kind of adorable, if yes!]

[labyrinthinedark]

nnnnot quite
more like a roommate
a roommate that follows you around
and sometimes flies in your face

[lonelynotforsaken]

That doesn't sound like a very polite roommate. Does she behave for treats?

[labyrinthinedark]

that seems mostly to depend on her mood
she'll get rather aggressive for french fries
and offended by crackers

i think she's learned that most people will drop things if she startles them
i can try to get her to behave herself but it's more like hostage negotiation
sometimes it works

[lonelynotforsaken]

Well, it would depend on the cracker. I'd be cross at saltines, but I wouldn't say no to a nice Cornish wafer.

Does your roommate have a name? I need to know who to scold if we ever meet.

[labyrinthinedark]

oh, you know
i've never asked her
she knows who she is and i know who she is, it's never come up
she can say my name though

i suppose maggie would be awfully simple